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Andie: Yeah I’ll have vanilla raspberry in the dishorcone

Counter lady: A dishoracone?

Andie: Yeah- your sign outside says any flavor of ice cream in a dishoracone for 99 cents- I’ve never had a dishoracone before- is that like a waffle cone?

Counter lady: Ma’am I have no idea what you’re talking about

Andie: Hmmm it’s on the marquee

Counter lady: Let me see… (counter lady walks over to window to look at marquee where the letters have been moved closer to each other, shakes her head) ma’am that says any flavor of ice cream in a dish or a cone for 99 cents.

Andie: Oh, I really only wanted to try a dishoracone because I never had one

Counter lady: There is no such thing as a dishoracone

Andie: Oh, then I’ll just have the chicken tenders and two cones.