Mr. Kitch

Put the call-out in on Friday for Monday even if it is not your responsibility. Clean your ears; you cannot save the world so stop trying; your inmates and deserve to be here; No extra paper will be ordered just because you used it on motions for unworthy convicts; signing the clipboard is necessary; you should know even if I don’t tell you; This is not a bar it’s a library; Get to the point when you speak; Don’t be vague you must be lying; you must turn in cardboard to get a new legal pad; you are always replaceable; you are an inmate, remember that; I don’t care about their kids, and neither do they – so you shouldn’t either. Never use the back door, unless of course it’s for me. Be mindful of my budget – no unnecessary legal booked will be needed and they are all unnecessary; Gays are going to hell and so are the Catholics; me making you cry is healthy; you look good in the ICT line; Every time you have a break you don’t have to eat; Staples are a luxury; This is not Pelican Brief and you are not in Brokovic; This is a no girlfriend zone.

-Jennifer Lockwood