8:00AM Saturday Morning 7-5
- Apr 14, 2018
- 2 min read
Updated: Apr 15, 2018

Jenifer: What do you need Lauren, I just woke up-
Lauren: OMG! The wilder Beast took my sweat pants
Jenifer: Which Wilder Beast?
Lauren: Ms. Matthews. I hung them out to dry on the bunk and she came through here and snatched them off bunk like a lunatic.
Jenifer: So- What do you want me to do about it, I mean the wilder beast hates me too! What are we asking?
Lauren: Well. Don’t you have a receipt for sweat pants…
Jenifer: What the fuck. You already know I do- I’ve been here since you were an infant- but I don’t do Ms. Matthews. So no-
Lauren: Please, she’s out there right now giving back clothes- there my sweatpants.
Jenifer: Damn it… Do they have a tag in them…? What size are they?
Lauren: They do but you can’t see that name at all.
Jenifer: Are you sure I cannot go head to head with the beast when I have not had coffee.
Lauren: Im sure they have not been altered – Please im begging you-
Jennifer: Okay Shut-up I’m going- I can’t believe this shit.
Toni: Don’t do it… Go out to Bubble
Ms. Matthews: What you need?
Jenifer: Good Morning. I’m asking for my sweat pants
Matthews: Oh yeah- well I only got one pair, they yours- that’s what you sayin
Jenifer: Yes- ma’am
Matthews These pants, Right- Give me your xxxx
Jenifer: Yes, ma’am.
Matthew: Ok xxxxxx you think you slow slick- these altered small pants- your received says lq- and these won’t fit your big ass not to xxxxx, they say Kayla Wade
Jenifer: They do, that’s weird
Ms. Matthews: You know they do- now you’re getting a DR- go back in the dorm
Lauren: What happened?
Jenifer: What didn’t?
Lauren: Where are my pants?
Jenifer: Yall seen the pants that say Kayla Wade
Lauren: They do
Jenifer: You’re such a fucking idiot





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