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8:00AM Saturday Morning 7-5

  • Apr 14, 2018
  • 2 min read

Updated: Apr 15, 2018




Jenifer: What do you need Lauren, I just woke up-

Lauren: OMG! The wilder Beast took my sweat pants

Jenifer: Which Wilder Beast?

Lauren: Ms. Matthews. I hung them out to dry on the bunk and she came through here and snatched them off bunk like a lunatic.

Jenifer: So- What do you want me to do about it, I mean the wilder beast hates me too! What are we asking?

Lauren: Well. Don’t you have a receipt for sweat pants…

Jenifer: What the fuck. You already know I do- I’ve been here since you were an infant- but I don’t do Ms. Matthews. So no-

Lauren: Please, she’s out there right now giving back clothes- there my sweatpants.

Jenifer: Damn it… Do they have a tag in them…? What size are they?

Lauren: They do but you can’t see that name at all.

Jenifer: Are you sure I cannot go head to head with the beast when I have not had coffee.

Lauren: Im sure they have not been altered – Please im begging you-

Jennifer: Okay Shut-up I’m going- I can’t believe this shit.

Toni: Don’t do it… Go out to Bubble

Ms. Matthews: What you need?

Jenifer: Good Morning. I’m asking for my sweat pants

Matthews: Oh yeah- well I only got one pair, they yours- that’s what you sayin

Jenifer: Yes- ma’am

Matthews These pants, Right- Give me your xxxx

Jenifer: Yes, ma’am.

Matthew: Ok xxxxxx you think you slow slick- these altered small pants- your received says lq- and these won’t fit your big ass not to xxxxx, they say Kayla Wade

Jenifer: They do, that’s weird

Ms. Matthews: You know they do- now you’re getting a DR- go back in the dorm

Lauren: What happened?

Jenifer: What didn’t?

Lauren: Where are my pants?

Jenifer: Yall seen the pants that say Kayla Wade

Lauren: They do

Jenifer: You’re such a fucking idiot

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