Dialogue

A-“Sup?”

B-“Trying To Get Ready For Inspection. No Books Out, God Forbid. Shoes Facing The Front, You Know How It Is.”

A-“That Part.”

B-“You’d think she’d be in a better mood. Her pants are so tight she’s practically having sex with them when she walks around the dorm.”

A-“I know That’s Right.”

B-“Let me make sure my bed is nice and neat. I want to be able to go to rec, and to canteen, but I heard canteen is closed today for inventory.”

A-“Hell No.”

B-“And somebody said they’re not going to sell peanut butter anymore. Then I’ll just have to buy peanuts and smash them up with my lock.”

A-“You so Stoopid.” ^For your Information And Edification

B-“All Righty, Then. I’m Just Going To Go Have A Polysyllable Conversation with me, myself, And I, Because If I Hear one more mono syllable, my Brain’s Going To Fry.”

A-“I Know That’s Right.”

- Bonnie Koefelz